Personality Disorder Christmas Carols
I just came across these over at Texas Freds. Might be something fun to read at a party or to put on a Christmas Club flyer.
- Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
- Amnesia — I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
- Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
- Full Personality Disorder– You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …
- Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
- Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
- Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
- Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
- Clinical Depression – Away in a manger, I can’t get out of bed, these thoughts of suicide are filling my head
Gotta love some good clean humor. I didn’t have to delete any of them.
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