I just came across these over at Texas Freds.  Might be something fun to read at a party or to put on a Christmas Club flyer.

• Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
• Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
• Amnesia — I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
• Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
• Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
• Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
• Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
• Full Personality Disorder– You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
• Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …
• Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
• Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
• Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
• Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
• Clinical Depression – Away in a manger, I can’t get out of bed, these thoughts of suicide are filling my head

Gotta love some good clean humor.  I didn’t have to delete any of them.